Kona's
Where two tropical islands meet, and
everyone comes home happy
By Roane Beard
There are
certain amenities that should accompany life in the tropics. All it takes is a
cool ocean breeze, an abundance of hammocks, and grass-skirted island women to
bring refreshing, frosty beverages, preferably topped with maraschino cherries
and tiny umbrellas, to make the seemingly unbearable heat a minor inconvenience
and island life something to revel in.
Perhaps this
was the image that led The Bounty's crew to mutiny, like a pack of disgruntled bu
xi ban teachers who had taught their last "r" sound. Perhaps
that's why Robinson Crusoe built such a bitchin' place for himself, in the
Disney version, anyway.
Or perhaps
not. But memories of life in Hawaii have made Kaohsiung a little closer to the
idyllic tropical ideal, in the form of Kona's.
The dining
experience at Kona's is a blend of tropical island sensibilities and genuine
southwestern US Tex-Mex style cooking. It's an eclectic combo, but David Cox,
the owner, pulls it off with some of the best affordably priced western food in
Kaohsiung. He moved to Kaohsiung after living in Hawaii for years, and gave in
to the compulsion to make a mark on the Kaohsiung restaurant scene.
"I like
restaurants. I like to cook, and I saw a real need for it here," he said.
"After teaching in Kaohsiung for a year, and not being able to find the
food I like to eat, I thought I'd go for it."
Born in
Idaho, David has lived all over the United States. He went to school in New
Mexico and San Diego, acquiring a taste for Tex-Mex, and learning how to do it
right. After a while, he left San Diego for Hawaii, where he lived for years
teaching science and enjoying the tropical lifestyle. When he moved to
Kaohsiung a year and a half ago, his love for food and an eye for opportunity
compelled him to take action. Kona's was the result, which he opened with his
wife Amanda, a Taoyuan native, naming the place after their cat.
"The
restaurants that serve really good western food here are expensive," David
said, explaining his motivations for opening Kona's. "You can only go
there infrequently. We wanted to be a place where the customer could come
several times a month, and it's worked. There isn't a day that goes by that we
don't get a new customer. It's really encouraging."
A reflection
of David himself, Kona's shows evidence of influence from all over the western
world. The décor is strictly Hawaiian. The counter is done thatch hut style,
topped with a coconut tip-jar carved into the likeness of a monkey. Posters of
reef life and the Kahanamaku brothers, kings of the Hawaiian surfers, cover
tropical fish wallpaper, while hula dolls, idols of Hawaiian gods, and other
knickknacks from David's collection of tropical kitsch are scattered around the
place.
The menu,
however, isn't limited to the Pacific. Mediterranean influences are felt in the
form of Greek salads, pasta, pizza, and focaccia, while the American southwest
makes a strong impression in the form of a wide range of BBQ dishes. And of
course, there's Tex-Mex, one of Kona's main attractions.
Almost
everything on the menu is below NT$200. Salads and sandwiches run from NT$50 to
NT$120. Appetizers like quesidillas, chicken wings, and focaccia are all NT$100
or less, and pasta dishes with salad and garlic bread run from NT$120 to
NT$140. The pizza is a little higher, from a low of NT$230 for a small cheese
to a high of NT$530 for a large Hawaiian, but all the pizza's are 10% off with
the Rickshaw Kaohsiung VIP Card. The Mexican food is all below NT$250, with a
bean and cheese burrito at only NT$75.
"The
enchiladas are probably the favorite with our customers, but all our Mexican
food is really popular. Our customers can tell it's genuine. Almost everything
that we offer is made from scratch," said David. "I'd say about 70%.
All of our breads, all of our sauces are homemade. Stuff that you wouldn't
expect to find. It would be a lot easier to buy a can of refried beans, or
pizza sauce, but it just wouldn't taste as good. I think that's what makes us
really stand out-we put a lot of time and effort into the products."
That includes
the desserts, which includes homemade chocolate cheesecake, among other cakes,
pies and giant cookies. He makes the cheesecakes with chunks of chocolate baked
in, topped with a chocolate glaze, and cooked in a chewy chocolate crust. The
chocolate is first rate; so is the cheese. The two together make for a rich,
delicious cake. Very rich. It's more of a chocolate lover's dessert that a
hard-core cheesecake fan's. Make sure to try it, though, because it's the best
cheesecake around.
Kona's is
located down the street from Top Plaza in Kaohsiung's Sanmin District, at 377
Dafeng 2nd Road. They're open 12:00~11:00, Tuesday to Sunday. Call David or
Amanda at (07) 3879342 for more info.